How to easily get accepted (and being highly appreciated) by intellectuals. I’m happy to share a tip I recently discovered. It takes no effort and costs nothing. In fact, nothing is exactly what you’re going do in this case.
Danger: Please do not use this tip with other social groups, as you might find non-intellectual social groups less affectionate towards growing gray hair and related subjects, such as a lack of a daily skin and beauty care routine. There’s a good chance you’ll be stereotyped as an unattractive person. People will probably stare at you, pity you, and beg you to dye your gross, white hair as soon as possible.
Ilanit Shamia 